If ever you feel stupid, remember that one time my twin brother forgot my birthday.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me
i’m tasteless but so is water and we all need that
before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans